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miya講起大陸嘅大婆喺街追打小三, 呢d奇景常人應該都好難得有機會親眼目擊. 

小三其實周圍都有嘅, 咁嘅報導唔少見. 俾着我會點? 唔知架, 但應該點都唔會'追打'啦, 佢做錯嘢, 要我勞氣, 即是受懲罰嘅係我啦, 冇乜理由喎! 

查實d小三最想要係乜呢? 入宮啩? 即是佢妒忌妳呀太太們! 所以呢, 最好係嗌佢一聲乜小姐, 然後話俾佢知, 妳係乜太太, 哈哈!

嗱, d鬼婆呢招都好辣架, 一於將個古仔同小三嘅資料擺上網. 犯唔犯法就木宰羊囉. 有興趣就去呢度八下啦: She's A Homewrecker

講番d開心嘢先. 呢排唔知做乜, 文成日都睇food network, 我覺得睇Reza Mahammad 好歡樂, 次次睇都好似撳着咗個制咁笑到唔識停.

睇下邊個字令你笑?

文寄俾我, 笑咗一餐.

A Portuguese Teacher was explaining to her class that in Portuguese, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'A casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'O lapis.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each
group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('a computadora'), because:

1 No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be

Masculine ('o computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

剪完頭髮, 成個頭都輕咗. 真係舒服.

Dumb Blond 的笑話

Dumb Blond 係笑話 hot topic, 好多 Dumb Blond 笑話.
有個 Dumb Blond 成日聽住 Walkman, 成日聽既. 有日佢行行下街, 唔聽啦, 除左 headphone 佢, 即刻, pik pak 仆倒條街度, 死左~~ d 人好奇佢中意聽乜音樂呢? 就聽下佢headphone.
係咁既: breathe in ~~ breathe out~~ 透氣 ~~ 呼氣~~~

嘻嘻

寫完笑話就較腳

兔仔, 狐狸, 大灰熊要去 drafting board, 徵兵面試, 但佢地唔想當兵, 就商量點去肥佬甩身.

兔仔話 : 我剪左自己對耳仔就唔係兔仔, 一定得既 !
佢剪左對耳仔行入去面試.

出番黎. 點呀 ? 狐狸同大灰雄問兔仔. It works. 兔仔肥佬.

狐狸話 : 我係一隻狐狸, 無左條尾就無用喇, 我剪左條尾去先.

出番黎. 點呀 ? 兔仔同大灰雄問狐狸. It works. 狐狸肥佬.

大灰熊問兩個朋友, 點呀 ?? 我點呀 ?? 兔仔同狐狸提議佢剝 o西 d 牙 ! 無牙就唔係大灰熊喇 ! 大灰熊就立即剝 o西 d 牙. 無牙去面試.

出番黎. 點呀 ? 兔仔同狐狸問大灰雄. 灰熊無 o西牙, 口吃地講, 我係肥左, 因為我太肥.

hahaha

溫馨好笑, 笑下啦!